1、吃得苦中苦，多为人下人。2、没错，有些有钱人是挺傻的，但你要反思一下，同样都是傻，为什么你没钱？3、为什么要叫熬夜？
在深夜玩手机、吃宵夜、喝酒、蹦迪、追剧、看小说什么的不仅不煎熬，而且乐在其中其乐无穷。
“熬”这个字用在这一点都不恰当，干脆以后改一下吧：熬夜改成嗨夜，上班改成熬班！4、《换位思考》
朋友总说我欺负他，
我换位思考了一下，
发现被欺负的确很难受，
可这不正是欺负人他想要的效果吗？5、年少不听李宗盛，听懂已是不惑年。年少不听林忆莲，听懂已是泪满面。年少不听陈奕迅，听懂已不再少年。年少不听吴亦凡，听懂已是脑膜炎。6、每次看郎朗弹琴，我都以为他的钢琴漏电。7、量子力学最新解释：小朋友送进幼儿园，就进入量子态，你无法确定他在开心的玩耍还是哭晕在厕所。
于是你决定去观查一下。在你的观查波投射到他的瞬间，小朋友的状态立即坍缩。“妈妈。。。哇。。。我要回家。。。”
---------胡侃乱吐槽的幽默小段
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