胡侃乱吐槽的幽默小段

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1、吃得苦中苦,多为人下人。2、没错,有些有钱人是挺傻的,但你要反思一下,同样都是傻,为什么你没钱?3、为什么要叫熬夜?
在深夜玩手机、吃宵夜、喝酒、蹦迪、追剧、看小说什么的不仅不煎熬,而且乐在其中其乐无穷。
“熬”这个字用在这一点都不恰当,干脆以后改一下吧:熬夜改成嗨夜,上班改成熬班!4、《换位思考》
朋友总说我欺负他,
我换位思考了一下,
发现被欺负的确很难受,
可这不正是欺负人他想要的效果吗?5、年少不听李宗盛,听懂已是不惑年。年少不听林忆莲,听懂已是泪满面。年少不听陈奕迅,听懂已不再少年。年少不听吴亦凡,听懂已是脑膜炎。6、每次看郎朗弹琴,我都以为他的钢琴漏电。7、量子力学最新解释:小朋友送进幼儿园,就进入量子态,你无法确定他在开心的玩耍还是哭晕在厕所。
于是你决定去观查一下。在你的观查波投射到他的瞬间,小朋友的状态立即坍缩。“妈妈。。。哇。。。我要回家。。。”
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