1、女生开始长胸后，拥有傲人的胸部就等于拥有了一笔可观的财富，这就是古人说的：长胸如富。2、“恩爱守恒定律”：恩爱既不会凭空产生，也不凭空消失，它只能从正房转化给小三，或者从一个备胎转移到另一个备胎，在转化或转移的过程中，恩爱的总量不变。
这就是恩爱守恒定律，这也解释了为什么“秀恩爱，死得快”。3、男人的“五分钟到家”和女人的“五分钟就能出门”其实是一个意思。4、一方在生气，另一方不管因为什么都不能笑出声来。这是情侣相处最基本的守则。5、如果情侣之间相处的不够好，攒够失望就离开吧，难道你还想攒够绝望吗？6、表白这件事，人们似乎更热衷于挑热闹的日子，而不是挑正确的人。7、允许女朋友给你扎小辫、涂指甲油、在手上画戒指手表是每个男朋友最基本的义务。8、养一只狗，可以体验为人父母；养一只猫，可以体验婚姻。
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