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1、神农氏:多吃草药避蚊。2、后羿:用俺的射日弓,射下他们。3、周幽王:天天点火召集蚊子,累死它们。4、荆轲:到蚊子老窝,刺杀蚊老大。5、李斯:捉到的蚊子,全采用车裂之刑,让它们害怕,再也不敢吸人血。6、孟子:搬到一个没有蚊子的地方。7、关羽:将蚊子诱入低洼之处,放水淹死。8、张飞:大吼一声,震死蚊老大,吓跑蚊喽啰。9、周伯通:左手抓一只,右手抓一只,用绳子拴着放风筝。10、郭靖:看我降蚊十八掌。11、杨广:派蚊子修运河,累死它们。12、程咬金:在门上放一张俺的玉照,驱邪避蚊。13、孙悟空:拔根猴毛,变成青蛙,与蚊子大战三百回合。14、韦小宝:先跟蚊子称兄道弟,再用蒙汗药蒙翻,然后用刀刺死。15、和珅:贪污蚊子的血,让它们饿死。罗强
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