1、“别说眼前一亮，亮瞎都没问题。”--电焊自豪的说道。2、最装B的莫过于西游记里的那些神仙了，个个都会腾云驾雾了却还要坐骑。3、西游记总体来说是个送餐和洗桑拿的故事。4、如果向神求助，说明相信神的能力；如果神没有帮助你，说明神相信你的能力。5、井水不犯河水，河水污染井水。6、今年出生的孩子不容易失眠，因为他们会属羊。7、猜谜语：李代沫，黄海波，宁财神，张耀扬，郭美美，张默，高虎，柯震东，房祖名。―― 猜一个世界著名大城市？
谜底：伦敦8、酒教是世界第一大宗教，教徒过五十亿遍布世界各地。酒教又分为白酒教、啤酒教、红酒教、洋酒教及四种全会教。该教的规矩是，教徒在接到电话后，都会马上赶到，每次喝醉都会说：再也不喝了。然后第二天继续若无其事地喝。
该教的信仰是：不醉不归。
教徒的特点就是：有酒不要脸！
---------蛇精病思维,亮瞎没问题
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