嘿嘿,醉人的男女这里有

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1、老司机温馨提示:未婚男女注意了,大雪天里,如果车上没有积雪,说明Ta家有车库,约会指数四颗星!!!2、未婚的大小姐们,今天没事去路上转转,铲雪的小伙子都是机关事业单位的,看中谁,脚一滑,往谁跟前一跌,缘分就开始了,不用谢,我是雷锋。3、女友:“《千里之外》这首歌的高潮部分声音真好听,我要设成铃声。”
二货男友来句:“你高潮时的声音也很好听!”
女友:“尼玛!”4、晚上9点,心仪的妹子跟我说:“家里没wifi,想去我家蹭网下载个东西”。
平时宅习惯了,不知道怎么办好,赶紧求助,网友告诉我:要做暖男,天这么冷,姑娘一个人出来不安全,给妹子充话费,让她用流量下载!
我觉得靠谱,拿起手机给妹子发了个红包。。。5、鼓起勇气把男神约出来吃饭,想把自己灌醉给他机会,于是不停喝酒!
男神突然抓住我手腕,羞得人家小心脏扑通扑通的,他道:“说好了你请我吃饭的,你该不会想喝醉赖账吧?”
我。。。6、晚上去吃夜宵,旁边一个胖妹子叫了一盘牛肉面,正准备开吃,突然一个男子出现在胖妹子面前,一手把面端开了。
胖妹子一下愣住了 :“老公,你不是睡了吗?”
男子板着脸 :“就知道你会溜出来偷吃,你看你都胖成啥样了?”
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