爆笑之逗B剧场第197季

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1、养鱼其实很简单,记住1.3.5.7就行了。
一天喂一次食,三天换一次水,五天洗一次缸,七天换一批鱼。2、有钱能使鬼推磨,钱是万能的,钱不但可以买东西,还可以改变人与人之间的关系。一个朋友向我借钱,我把钱借给他了,然后,他就变成了我大爷!3、看了一些住宅装修案例,发现只有大宅才配得上极简风格,小户型的那不叫极简,叫预算有限。4、其实真正的有钱人是很低调的,外表是看不出来的。就拿我来说,虽然我在外面经常骑自行车,但谁又会知道其实我家里还有一辆电动车。5、曾经有一份真挚的爱情放在我面前,我没有去珍惜,因为我还有另外一份更真挚的爱情。6、“你是什么时候发现自己爱上了一个人?”
“要是我再优秀一点就好了。。。”7、不要思考是嫁给爱情还是嫁给金钱,现实就是大部分女生嫁不了爱情也嫁不了金钱。跟你小时候思考考清华还是考北大一样的。8、不累又很赚钱的工作,像彩票的头奖号码一样,存在,不过跟我没关系。爆笑之逗B剧场第196季
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