哭笑不得的搞笑爸妈

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1、考试完，发个说说：“这题真让我醉了”
老爸回复：“熊孩子，考试喝什么酒？”2、“妈，今天我班一同学把我笑尿了”
“尿裤子上啦？怎么那么不小心？”3、“妈，你知道张小娴吗？”
“知道，不就是那个好男人就是我，我就是张小娴吗？”
“我的妈呀，那是曾小贤！”4、周未中午回家，老爸问我：吃饭了吗？
我说：在外面随便吃了点。
老爸说：怎么能随便吃点，怎么着也得吃顿大餐啊！你等着，我去把剩菜给你热热。
我。。。5、我妈妈刚分享给我一个《房事马虎不得，多少夫妻因为不知道这些而后悔莫及》。打开是装修的，呵呵。6、吃饭吃到一半，老妈把碗一摔冲我骂道：“三十好几的人了，天天不务正业，你说你为这家做过什么贡献！”
我低头不语，有泪，从脸庞滑过，为了化解这种尴尬的局面，老爸在旁轻轻唱道：“老人不图儿女为家作多大贡献嘛。。。”
老妈猛得一巴掌呼到老爸脸上：“说谁老呢？！”

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