笑死人的爸妈,真是服了他们了

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1、今天早上起床，在刷牙的时候，我老妈突然在我身后拍了我屁股一下，暧昧地说道“小伙子，身材不错”
然后豪笑地跑回房间，对我爸说“老家伙，你输了，儿子没有说我神经病。”
我。。。差点把牙膏吞了。。。3、昨天我没买菜，老公有饭局，我不想做饭，心想偷个懒，回娘家吃。
我高兴的回家了，结果妈妈比我还高兴，见到我就说：“女儿，你回来的正好，家里来了几个客人，晚饭你做，我陪客人聊会儿天。”　4、女儿：“爸爸，什么是海啸呢？”
爸爸：“爸爸不是带你去看过大海吗？海啸就是大海来看我们”5、几年前的高考，我在考场里考试，爸爸在外面等我。结果爸收到一条短信说我和别人同居被拘留，速汇款到某帐户上。
老爸很淡定的回：“断绝关系吧，跟你丢不起人。”6、妈：“我记得你很喜欢玩水是吗？”
儿子：“是啊”
妈：“那你去把碗洗了吧！”

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