冷啊,冻的呵呵笑

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1、孔子过泰山，见一妇人坐在路边哭，孔子问她：你为什么哭？
妇人答：我丈夫被老虎吃了，我儿子也被老虎吃了，我女儿被老虎吃了，我舅舅被老虎吃了……
孔子回头对学生们说：你们记住，以后路上看见女的哭，别瞎JB乱打听。2、“姑姑，这几个月你去哪了？”
“过儿我一直在寒冰床上疗伤。”
“那我就放心了。姑姑你旁边这位大侠是？”
“哦，他是韩冰。”3、老刘说，他这辈子的最终奋斗目标，就是买东西时可以不用看价钱。
通过十年如一日不懈的努力，他终于实现了他的人生目标――他失明了。4、现在这些个戒烟广告一点都不温馨，上来就咣给你整一个烂肺，告诉你可别抽了，再抽你的也烂了，简单粗暴，不考虑吸烟者的感受。。。
事实是大部分吸烟者看到这些图片的第一感受是：唉妈，吓死老子了，赶紧点根烟压压惊。

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