1、学校附近间发廊，洗剪吹12块，洗吹10块，一个二货跑去问，单剪是不是2块，老板听了马上叫滚，看来这孩子数学还是不错的。。。2、高中军训，大热天，没人想训练，女生方队教官看她们没精神，就说：“好好练，练好了，我教你们女子防身术”
女生一听来精神了，队列走的呱呱的。
我们男生方队教官一看这么有效，就和我们说，“你们加紧训练，完了我教你们怎么破解女子防身术”
我们一听，精神头更足了，结果一下午两个方队没停下过，连校长都夸我们风华正茂呢。。3、有天中午上厕所，走到门口见一女生出来，拿着纸巾擦嘴，碰巧又打了个嗝……4、思想课，老师：“如果上帝在天上，你可以选择让上帝撒一种东西，你会让其撒什么？
A：希望。B：金钱。C：知识。”
某学生大声答到：“撒B！老师撒B！”
该生卒，享年11岁！5、一舍友发表心情：“哥要结婚了。”
我逗他，留言：“恭喜恭喜，女友肚里孩子几个月了？”
后面回复：“尼玛，是我哥……”
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