宝宝,你肿么这么能惹人笑

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1、女儿的脚丫被蚊子咬了个大包，大喊大叫啊，我过去一顿涂药又按又揉，包消了，这家伙又开始大喊大叫要我赔她的包！ 2、晚上下班回到家，见两岁的儿子蹲在洗衣盆里哇哇大哭，老婆站在一旁束手无策。
我问老婆：“儿子怎么了？怎么哭得那么伤心？”
老婆苦笑说：“他想用盆把自己端起来。”3、冬冬肚子痛，妈妈领着他上医院看病。
大夫：“张开嘴巴，把你的舌头伸出来让我看看。”
冬冬惊慌地说：“冰箱里的蛋糕大多数是哥哥吃的，不能全怪我。”4、家有一儿一女，儿子九岁，女儿三岁。
昨天礼拜天带俩人逛街，走着走着女儿一回头没看见她哥哥，便问我：“哥哥呢？”
我：“丢了，不要他了。”
这时我女儿来句：“这下他自由了。。。多美！！！”

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