马、老虎和蜗牛等动物小笑话

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1、马与老虎一见钟情,恋爱三天后闪婚。可婚后两口子发现饮食习惯很不相同,无法共同生活,不得不很快闪离。
离婚当天,马在微博中感叹道:“这次婚姻真是太马虎了!”2、蜗牛散步时,遇到了蛇,蛇对蜗牛说:“大家都大笑你走路太慢!”
蜗牛很生气:“我慢?让他们用肚子走路试试看。”
蛇:“我就是用肚子走路的啊。”
蜗牛:“那你再背上一幢房子走走看。”3、三只小猪盖了砖房子,大灰狼进不来,恶狠狠的说:等着吧,我晚上从烟囱里爬进来。
当天晚上,听到烟囱有响声,聪明的小猪就在烟囱下支起一口锅,烧了一锅开水。
十分遗憾的是,当天是12月24日。。。4、森林里进行智力竞赛,主持人问:“马会游泳吗?”
小马道:“会,下河游泳就成了河马,下海游泳就成了海马,”5、田鼠问豆鼠子:“为什么我们同是鼠类,我们盗洞是横向的,你们盗洞却是纵向的?”
豆鼠子回答道:“这就说明有内涵的鼠一定要有深度!”
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