非常好笑逗人的小孩子

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1、儿子小时候在城里长大,好多动物都是只在在书上,动物园里见过。
两岁那年回农村,看到了一头毛驴,就问儿子:“这是什么呀?”
儿子把驴从尾看到头,最后看着毛驴的两个大耳朵,肯定的说:“大兔子”。2、3岁的可爱小侄儿,超能吃,中午的菜有青豆。
下午带他玩时,他不知为何一个劲打饱嗝,正要给他水喝,忽然发现他的嘴在动,好像在嚼东西,就逗他:“宝贝你藏了什么好吃的啊,给我一个好不好?”
他害羞加可爱地说:“刚才打嗝出来个豆子,等下再打一个给你吃。”3、儿子刚上小学,常写错别字,有一次,他在日记本中写道:我在广场上发现一堆狗屎,我大吃一斤(惊),我把同学明明叫来,他也大吃一斤,把同学小冬叫来,他也大吃一斤。
我看后不仅叹道:这堆狗屎真有份量,重达3斤!4、冰冰一天对属相很感兴趣。她问爸爸:“爸爸,你究竟属什么?”
爸爸说:“我是十二生肖中唯一可以上天的。”
冰冰恍然大悟:“哦!爸爸属小鸟。”
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