爆冷医患,这年头什么病都有

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1、心理医生对我说：“你有严重的受迫害妄想症。”
我冷笑一声：“哼，我就知道，到底还是有人处心积虑地害我得上了这种怪病。”2、去医院打针，结果是一个实习护士，扎了半天之后我看了一眼就晕了过去，醒来后她问我：怎么，你晕血？
我说：不，我有密集恐惧症。3、公司组织体检……查眼科的时候，边上有个妹子挺漂亮就多看了两眼，结果取体检结果的时候发现有一项“间歇性斜视”……4、朋友特懒，一日他媳妇让他倒垃圾，半天守着电脑没挪窝，还振振有词：医生说我拖延症，什么事都要拖半小时以上。
他二货媳妇怒吼：为啥在老娘的身上才3分钟？5、有一个病人去看医生，病人：医生，我病了，得了失忆症。
医生：你这病得了多长时间了？
病人：。。。什么病？6、医生对我说：“小伙子，你的强迫症很严重，必须进行药物治疗，一个疗程998元。有没有问题？”
“有，能不能收1000元。”

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