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1、悟空学得一身本领,屡屡向天庭发难,太白金星出招,先是让孙悟空当上了弼马温,后来又让他管理蟠桃园,还封了个齐天大圣的封号。托塔天王不满:“齐天大圣?这名头也太大了吧?”
太白金星一阵阴笑:“前头是个弼马温,现在换成齐天大圣,管理蟠桃园,其实还不都是属于农林牧渔板块嘛,不过是个题材而已。”2、经历千辛万苦,唐僧一行终于到达西天见了如来,如来命阿傩、伽叶两位尊者传经,两位尊者却向唐僧索取费用,唐僧只好将自己的紫金钵盂奉上,换得真经。
悟空心中不快,唐僧只好相劝:“你不懂,这是交易印花税,单向收取,不错了。”3、悟空大闹天宫,以横扫千军之势大破天兵。玉帝急得手足无措,幸有如来助阵。如来伸出巨手,打赌说悟空跑不出他的手掌心。悟空自然不服,于是在如来的手掌上翻起了筋斗云,却始终无法跳出来,最后只好投降。
悟空疑惑不已,连忙向如来探寻究竟。如来大笑:“你知道为什么逃不出我的手心吗?因为我在这里设定了涨跌停板。”4、唐僧取得真经回到大唐,悟空喜不自禁,突然间想起一件事,忙求唐僧:“师傅,紧箍咒害得我好苦,快替我拿掉头上的箍吧。”
唐僧微笑:“你自己摸摸看。”
悟空一摸头顶,乐得翻了个跟头,大叫:“解套了,解套了,今儿终于解套了。”
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