手术室里最吓人的20句话

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1、哇，搞半天他是个男人！2、我嘴里的烟头那里去了？3、拿斧子来！4、听说最近肾脏很值钱！5、这跳动的是心脏还是肺！6、着根肠子原本的位置在哪！7、大家休息一下，再接着来做手术。8、这个病人是什么血型来着。9、怎么会停电了！10、大家下班吧！
11、妈的，还要重新开刀，我的剪刀不见了！12、划什么口子好看呢？13、喂，你从他肚子里拿走了什么东西？14、快去拿书来，我忘了这个器官叫什么！15、算了，算了，凑和着缝上吧！16、这家伙只给100元红包！17、这刀怎么这么钝，还要再划一次！18、不是吧，怎么多了个器官，这器官放哪？19、去拿块猪皮来。20、现在才2点，再混几个小时就下班了！

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手术室里最吓人的20句话

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