几个端午节笑话

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1、端午节到了,公司行政部给外籍员工每人发了一篮粽子,第二天一个外籍员工打电话给行政部表示感谢:“你们送来的那个东西非常好吃,尽管外面的生菜有点硬。”2、大伙看龙舟赛,烧麦被挤到水里。粽子想都没想脱了衣服就跳下去救,结果自己直往下沉。
两个都被汤圆救了上来。汤圆骂粽子,你丫脑袋被石灰水泡了,看见穿裙子的就不要命!3、超级美食海选现场的后台
包子:这么热天裹得里三层外三层,还束腰,别以为包装得漂亮就可以晋级。
粽子:我卸了妆一样光鲜照人,不像你一张嘴就露馅。4、端午杯足球赛就要开始,馒头和包子在一旁观战。
解说:场上身披绿色战袍的是粽子联队,身披白色战袍的是鸡蛋队。欢迎大家参加短信竞猜, bla~bla.....
包子:不用猜了,粽子联队必胜。
馒头:为啥?
包子:人家有米啊5、米饭去包子那玩,包子请米饭看表演。馒头,糖包,肉包,菜包,豆沙包依次上场。
米饭感慨,你们这的姑娘真够彪悍的!
一会粽子上场了,米饭眼前一亮,粽子不错!
粽子将外套一脱,往台下一扔,全场一片尖叫。
米饭一看乐了,就一个正典的,还是我老乡!6、米饭和包子打群架,米饭仗着人多势众,见了包着的就打,豆沙包,糖包,蒸饺无一幸免。
粽子被逼到墙角,情急之下把衣服一撕,大叫:看清楚,我是卧底!!!7、激动的粽子不小心连衬衣也撕破了,露出里面包裹的红枣,米饭们暴怒,“你Y的竟然搞无间道! ”
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