老邮差退休

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话说在美国某小镇上，有一位老邮差要退休了.... 镇上每户人家知道此事后，纷纷在老邮差最后一次送信时，送给他一分精致的退休礼物。老邮差就这么沿着旧径离情依依地送着信，满心温情地收下礼物，送到史密斯家时，史密斯夫人热情地招呼他入内，呈上一杯香浓的咖啡后，请老邮差在楼下稍带一会儿，她也有一份特别的礼物要送给老邮差。五分钟后，夫人一袭性感薄纱站在二楼楼梯口，轻声换老邮差上楼来，老邮差心想这也是人家一番厚意，总是不能推却....... 唉！拼了老命也不能辜负人家........于是两人便乌云风雨一番。礼物收完之后，老邮差向夫人答谢，正要转身离去时，夫人喊道：「等一下，我还要给你十元呢！」这时老邮差不得不纳闷，怎么有这么好的事呢？便问夫人：「难道史密斯先生不会介意？」夫人答道：「这事是我先生昨晚和我商量好的...」老邮差听了更是惊讶..... 夫人继续说：「昨天晚上，我和我先生聊天时提到你快要退休了，我问他：『我送老邮差什么礼物?』他就说　『Damn! That old Fool! Fuck him! Mmmm... Give him ten dollars!』

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