最新饭局大总结
1、饭局不是万能的,没有饭局是万万不能的; 2、提前一天预约是真请你,提前半天你是作陪,上菜了才请你是凑数的; 3、一请就来叫爽快,三请才来叫摆谱,怎么请都不来叫原则,不请自来叫蹭饭; 4、饭局三大悲:想请的没来,来的都是作陪,结帐时就你一人清醒; 6、一周一饭局是正常人,一天一饭局是大红人,一天三饭局是交际花,一天N饭局是端盘子的; 7、会敬酒的靠语言艺术,善斗酒的靠游击战术,装酒醉的善于玩骗术,灌不醉的肯定防身有术; 8、饭局上不喝酒的腹中语:吃自己的饭,让别人吐去吧! 9、县长主持宴会喝高了,大声喊:我再提三杯!第一杯:谁不喝,我是谁爹!众人忙饮尽;第二杯,谁不喝,谁就是我爹!众人皆干;第三杯,喝者是不喝者爹,众人烂醉! 10、常与领导吃饭,升官是迟早的事;常跟大款吃饭,发财是迟早的事;常跟老婆吃饭,厌倦是迟早的事;常跟情人吃饭,花钱是迟早的事;常跟小秘吃饭,犯错是迟早的事。
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